Friday, March 29, 2013

A Case of Exploding Mangoes By Mohamed Hanif


A Case of Exploding Mangoes by Mohamed Hanif is a pleasure that lasts long after the plane carrying Haq crashes in the desert thereby melting all the ripe mangoes and Baby O reading Marquez’s Chronicle of A Death Foretold. This ambitious novel can safely stand beside Catch 22. A dark tale of conspiracies, foreign policies and history that remains unforgiving and yet indifferent to Pakistan and her people. Afghanistan-Pakistan-USA-USSR circle is where President Zia and his regime established itself and prospered (I hope it is not a wrong word) that ultimately proved too much for the people of Pakistan. Hanif is a smart chronicler albeit a darkly humorous one.

General Zia ul-Haq seized power in a military coup in 1977 and drove the country to embrace Islamic values at the cost of democracy and equality, thereby changing the entire texture of Pakistani life. There were public flogging and stoning and hangings. Some people approved and some were appalled. The Soviet invaded Afghanistan in 1979, cold war ensued between USA and USSR, Pakistan became the lynchpin, the main anchor for America in its war against the commies. Refugees flooded into Pakistan and covert aids from US and Saudi to Afghan mujahideen got underway through Zia and his regime. Things ultimately spiralled out of control and so far we have seen the consequences.

Even if one is not aware of the context against which the novel stands one can enjoy the playfulness of the characters here. Hanif creates a language in the narrative of the novel that regales with funny one-liners and wisecracks and paints its various characters with queer warmth and even affection. Zia becomes a ruler who is surprised everyday to see himself as the most powerful man in the country. The probing finger of Saudi doctor inside his rectum in his office helps to stress the facts.

The main protagonist, if we can call him that, Under Officer Ali Shigri, leader of "Silent Drill Squad", is a boy from hill who wants to avenge the death of his father but he is hardly a Hamlet. He is insane all right, since he wants to kill Zia himself, he is a good friend, a lively companion, even a lovable scamp. The tint of irony and acute awareness of the world around him saturate his whims and ultimately grants him life at the end of the novel.

There is an American drill instructor Lt. "loot" Bannon who hatches the plan to kill Zia with the help of Shigri and Under Officer Obaid "Baby O", a part time lover of Shigri, a part time pilot and a full time poet. There is Zainab—blind rape-victim whom Zia sentences to death, through stoning, for adultery, and who curses Zia. And there is a black crow who carries the blind woman’s curse to Zia on that fateful day when he dies.

One of the most original scenes in the novel is the party hosted by American ambassador at his place on the 4th of July. People, both American and Pakistani, turn up there wearing flowing turbans, tribal gowns and embroidered shalwar qameez. One of the guests at the party is OBL of ‘Laden and Co. Constructions’, a lanky man with flowing beard, and the only man wearing suit. OBL is thoroughly ignored by everyone and the one corporal who makes fun of his suit chokes on his own beer. This OBL will not let these Americans forget him ever. Hanif creates one of the tongue-in-cheek moments that makes the novel such a joy to read.


After the Soviets withdrew from Afghanistan, and US interest waned, the Taliban rose. A decade later 9/11 happened and Americans woke up to this OBL who may or may have come to that or any of the party hosted by Americans. But that is not the point. That the terror attack in America would come out of the cold war remains an ignored fact, USSR broke down and so did American swagger.

The comedy in A Case of Exploding Mangoes is the device that makes the narrative go forth. The slogan at the sweepers office reads ‘Cleanliness if half the faith’, since most of the sweepers in Pakistan are either Hindus or Christians. Shigri wonders - What are you supposed to say when someone knocks at your prison door? Or - Is one allowed to open ones eyes in a blindfold?

All the funny lines in the novel hide the sad facts. The fact that a country of 130 million people is governed by an Army General who is paranoid about his personal safety, the funny thing is he is being eaten away by worms from inside while he is worried about stray bullets or poor widows. The fact that religion has taken over the democratic/secular culture, the funny thing is no amount of sacred verse can reveal the truth to a man who has fallen in love with his own greatness. Discovery of an unscathed copy of Quran from the crashed plane that killed Zia makes us believe that Islam can survive without the piety of such despots.